Posts tagged bad sci-fi

Splice: “What’s the worst that could happen?”

You could see this movie, THAT is the worst that could happen. I’m not going to over exaggerate and say that your spouse leaving you, your dog dying and your truck getting stolen would still be a better fate than watching Splice, but country songs really should be written about this movie.  The hope was that this movie would [...]

Something to Avoid: Splice

A grave error has been made.  A mistake that is practically unforgivable.  A film that should never have made it out of the fim festival circuit actually got picked up by Warner Bros and is slated for a summer release date, with tons of “hype” behind it.  The movie we’re talking about, the movie that [...]

2012: The Disaster Movie to End All Others

Whenever I watch one of these kind of movies, I am left with one nagging thought.  No, it’s not that the science is a little way too out there.  Or that due to sheer mathematical probability the main characters should have died at least a dozen times over.  The thought that bothers me, and actually [...]

Bad, So Bad: Splice, A Comedy

I find it hard to describe this movie.  This post talks about it a little, mentioned actors and the director.  Though I must say that after a full 20 hour day of the Sundance Film Festival, Splice was actually a really great way to end it.  If you’ve heard what people are saying about it, [...]

Exactly Not What It Appears to Be, The Book of Eli

Contrived and oh so hard to believe.  That is a good summation of The Book of Eli.  Written by Gary Whitta and directed by the Hughes brothers, this was a generally bad piece of cinema.  I tried to like this movie, especially as post-apocalyptic pseudo science fiction, not much good exists of this kind. This movie [...]